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Re: Sensex TECHNICALS
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even a blanket ban on short selling by SEBI will not solve the BEAR BUG....
SOME MODERN DAY DEFINATIONS:
A technical analyst: is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.
Why is a BMW a stockbroker's favorite car?
Because he can't spell Porsche.
A market analyst :is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
THE GREEN BUCK
2 stock brokers R in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns & yelling for everyone 2 freeze.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the 2 stock brokers, up against a wall, & proceed 2 take their wallets, watches, & other valuables.
While this is going on, 1 of the stock brokers jams something into the other stockbroker's hand. Without looking down, the 2nd stockbroker whispers: "What is this?" The first stockbroker: "It's the $100 I owe U....!!!
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\______________________/ sails abv 15025 close.........
even a blanket ban on short selling by SEBI will not solve the BEAR BUG....
SOME MODERN DAY DEFINATIONS:
A technical analyst: is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.
Why is a BMW a stockbroker's favorite car?
Because he can't spell Porsche.
A market analyst :is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
THE GREEN BUCK
2 stock brokers R in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns & yelling for everyone 2 freeze.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the 2 stock brokers, up against a wall, & proceed 2 take their wallets, watches, & other valuables.
While this is going on, 1 of the stock brokers jams something into the other stockbroker's hand. Without looking down, the 2nd stockbroker whispers: "What is this?" The first stockbroker: "It's the $100 I owe U....!!!
Re: Sensex TECHNICALS
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\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
last close:12526 (weekly)
previous week:13102
Have Some Fun!
8 habits that help produce the anything-but-efficient markets:
>Think Short Term
>B Greedy
>Believe in the Greater Fool
>Run with the Herd
>Overgeneralize
>B trendy
>Play with Other People's Money....
>If u want know the value of money, go & try 2 borrow some.
THE RESULTS
A minister dies & is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates... Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who R you, so that I may know whether or not 2 admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, stockbroker, of Noo Yawk City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles & says to the stockbroker, "Take this silken robe & golden staff & enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The stockbroker goes into Heaven with his robe & staff, & it's the minister's turn.
He stands erect & booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says 2 the minister, "Take this cotton robe & wooden staff & enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a stockbroker -- he gets a silken robe and golden staff but I, a minister, only get a cotton robe & wooden staff? How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results,says saint peter...... "While u preached, people slept; his clients..... they prayed!"
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\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
last close:12526 (weekly)
previous week:13102
Have Some Fun!
8 habits that help produce the anything-but-efficient markets:
>Think Short Term
>B Greedy
>Believe in the Greater Fool
>Run with the Herd
>Overgeneralize
>B trendy
>Play with Other People's Money....
>If u want know the value of money, go & try 2 borrow some.
THE RESULTS
A minister dies & is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates... Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who R you, so that I may know whether or not 2 admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, stockbroker, of Noo Yawk City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles & says to the stockbroker, "Take this silken robe & golden staff & enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The stockbroker goes into Heaven with his robe & staff, & it's the minister's turn.
He stands erect & booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says 2 the minister, "Take this cotton robe & wooden staff & enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a stockbroker -- he gets a silken robe and golden staff but I, a minister, only get a cotton robe & wooden staff? How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results,says saint peter...... "While u preached, people slept; his clients..... they prayed!"
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Re: Sensex TECHNICALS
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\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
last close:12526 (weekly)
previous week:13102
the mkts r so cold 2day..... I saw a stockbroker with HIS hands in HIS own pockets........!
THE MODERN DICTIONARY:
Feudalism: u have 2 cows. ur Lord takes some of the milk.
Fascism: u have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires u 2 take care of them, & sells u the milk.
Communism: u have 2 cows. ur neighbors help take care of them & u share the milk.
Militarism: u have 2 cows. The State takes both & drafts u.
Mafia: u have 2 cows. u give one to the Godfather on the day of his daughter's wedding. In return, he doesn't have ur legs broken.
Totalitarianism: u have 2 cows. The governement takes them both & denies they ever existed & drafts u into the army. Milk is banned.....
Capitalism: You have two cows. u sell 1 & buy a bull. ur herd multiplies, & the economy grows. u sell them & retire on the income........
__,-"::::::::"=._,_@___
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
last close:12526 (weekly)
previous week:13102
the mkts r so cold 2day..... I saw a stockbroker with HIS hands in HIS own pockets........!
THE MODERN DICTIONARY:
Feudalism: u have 2 cows. ur Lord takes some of the milk.
Fascism: u have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires u 2 take care of them, & sells u the milk.
Communism: u have 2 cows. ur neighbors help take care of them & u share the milk.
Militarism: u have 2 cows. The State takes both & drafts u.
Mafia: u have 2 cows. u give one to the Godfather on the day of his daughter's wedding. In return, he doesn't have ur legs broken.
Totalitarianism: u have 2 cows. The governement takes them both & denies they ever existed & drafts u into the army. Milk is banned.....
Capitalism: You have two cows. u sell 1 & buy a bull. ur herd multiplies, & the economy grows. u sell them & retire on the income........
Re: Sensex TECHNICALS
SAUDISM: Government gives you loan without interest to buy cow. You sell the milk and keep all the money. No income tax, no sales tax. If you do not repay the loan within stipulated time you dont have to repay at all.
__,-"::::::::"=._,_@___
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
last close:12526 (weekly)
previous week:13102
the mkts r so cold 2day..... I saw a stockbroker with HIS hands in HIS own pockets........!
THE MODERN DICTIONARY:
Feudalism: u have 2 cows. ur Lord takes some of the milk.
Fascism: u have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires u 2 take care of them, & sells u the milk.
Communism: u have 2 cows. ur neighbors help take care of them & u share the milk.
Militarism: u have 2 cows. The State takes both & drafts u.
Mafia: u have 2 cows. u give one to the Godfather on the day of his daughter's wedding. In return, he doesn't have ur legs broken.
Totalitarianism: u have 2 cows. The governement takes them both & denies they ever existed & drafts u into the army. Milk is banned.....
Capitalism: You have two cows. u sell 1 & buy a bull. ur herd multiplies, & the economy grows. u sell them & retire on the income........
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
last close:12526 (weekly)
previous week:13102
the mkts r so cold 2day..... I saw a stockbroker with HIS hands in HIS own pockets........!
THE MODERN DICTIONARY:
Feudalism: u have 2 cows. ur Lord takes some of the milk.
Fascism: u have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires u 2 take care of them, & sells u the milk.
Communism: u have 2 cows. ur neighbors help take care of them & u share the milk.
Militarism: u have 2 cows. The State takes both & drafts u.
Mafia: u have 2 cows. u give one to the Godfather on the day of his daughter's wedding. In return, he doesn't have ur legs broken.
Totalitarianism: u have 2 cows. The governement takes them both & denies they ever existed & drafts u into the army. Milk is banned.....
Capitalism: You have two cows. u sell 1 & buy a bull. ur herd multiplies, & the economy grows. u sell them & retire on the income........
Re: Sensex TECHNICALS
__,-"::::::::"=._,_@___
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925
last close:11802
If u owe the bank $100, that's ur problem. If u owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.......
When V take care of Small Things Excellence will happen but.... Excellence is Not a Small Thing ...so take care of Small Things 2acheive Excellence
THE ROUGH SAIL
A stockbroker & his 2 friends took a month off 2 sail across the Atlantic. Midway across they hit a hurricane & the yacht sank, leaving barely enough time for all 3 to radio for help & scramble into a rubber life raft.....
The raft was riding very low in the water & being circled relentlessly by 6 or 7 sharks when a Coast Guard launched a small rescue boat.
A giant wave came along & swamped the survivor's raft. In an instant the sharks mauled the 2 stockbroker's friends into little more than hamburger, but then broke apart to form a pathway & escort the survivor safely into the hands of the Coast Guard.
"Damn!" gasped one of the astonished sailors. "That was a miracle!" "Nah," explained the stockbroker modestly, wringing the seawater out of his shirt. "Just professional courtesy!"
Stockbroker's creed:
A man is a client until proven broke.
__,-"::::::::"=._,_@___
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925
last close:11802
If u owe the bank $100, that's ur problem. If u owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.......
When V take care of Small Things Excellence will happen but.... Excellence is Not a Small Thing ...so take care of Small Things 2acheive Excellence
THE ROUGH SAIL
A stockbroker & his 2 friends took a month off 2 sail across the Atlantic. Midway across they hit a hurricane & the yacht sank, leaving barely enough time for all 3 to radio for help & scramble into a rubber life raft.....
The raft was riding very low in the water & being circled relentlessly by 6 or 7 sharks when a Coast Guard launched a small rescue boat.
A giant wave came along & swamped the survivor's raft. In an instant the sharks mauled the 2 stockbroker's friends into little more than hamburger, but then broke apart to form a pathway & escort the survivor safely into the hands of the Coast Guard.
"Damn!" gasped one of the astonished sailors. "That was a miracle!" "Nah," explained the stockbroker modestly, wringing the seawater out of his shirt. "Just professional courtesy!"
Stockbroker's creed:
A man is a client until proven broke.
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Re: Sensex TECHNICALS
__,-"::::::::"=._,_@___
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925
last close:11802
THE (IN)FAMOUS SOOTHING LAST WORDS....
Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanent high plateau.
All these analysts can't be wrong.
I'd be perfectly happy to hold these securities even if the market shut down for 10 years.
The Dow Jones is rock solid.
A bank is a place where they really help you.
Let's hope things are better tomorrow.
Things can't get worse.
I'm convinced we have reached the bottom.
Run with the herd.
Never run with the herd.
It's probably just a minor correction.
The odds of that happening are a million to one.
Well, so far this valuation method always worked.
No need to panic.
__,-"::::::::"=._,_@___
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925
last close:11802
THE (IN)FAMOUS SOOTHING LAST WORDS....
Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanent high plateau.
All these analysts can't be wrong.
I'd be perfectly happy to hold these securities even if the market shut down for 10 years.
The Dow Jones is rock solid.
A bank is a place where they really help you.
Let's hope things are better tomorrow.
Things can't get worse.
I'm convinced we have reached the bottom.
Run with the herd.
Never run with the herd.
It's probably just a minor correction.
The odds of that happening are a million to one.
Well, so far this valuation method always worked.
No need to panic.
Re: Sensex TECHNICALS
__,-"::::::::"=._,_@___
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925
las close:11695
HEAVENLY MATES
Einstein dies & goes 2 heaven only 2 be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope u will not mind waiting in a dormitory. v r very sorry, but it's the best v can do & u will have 2 share the room with others.... he is told by the doorman.
Einstein says that this is no problem at all & that there is no need 2 make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter & Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.
"See, Here is ur 1st room mate. He has an IQ of 180!" "That"s wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"
"And here is ur 2nd room mate. His IQ is 150!" "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"
"And here is ur 3rd room mate. His IQ is 100!" "That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"
Just then another man moves out 2 capture Albert's hand & shake it. "I'm ur last room mate & I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80." .....Albert smiles back at him & says, "So, where do u think the stock market is heading?"
moral:Analysis: The less u say, the less u have 2 retract!
__,-"::::::::"=._,_@___
\______________________/ sails abv 14925 close.........
even good qtrly nos will b useless unless v take out 14925
las close:11695
HEAVENLY MATES
Einstein dies & goes 2 heaven only 2 be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope u will not mind waiting in a dormitory. v r very sorry, but it's the best v can do & u will have 2 share the room with others.... he is told by the doorman.
Einstein says that this is no problem at all & that there is no need 2 make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter & Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.
"See, Here is ur 1st room mate. He has an IQ of 180!" "That"s wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"
"And here is ur 2nd room mate. His IQ is 150!" "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"
"And here is ur 3rd room mate. His IQ is 100!" "That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"
Just then another man moves out 2 capture Albert's hand & shake it. "I'm ur last room mate & I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80." .....Albert smiles back at him & says, "So, where do u think the stock market is heading?"
moral:Analysis: The less u say, the less u have 2 retract!
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