Chit-Chat Thread Renewed

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coolboy007

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Coolboy,
I know the real source (website/forum) of those pics of queens which you posted....
and if a bachelor visits that website/forum, then one of his hand will be put to "good" work, and will be busy on it....














PS: I meant that the hand will be busy with the mouse surfing/clicking....
:D
Dil pe mat le yaar;
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(source: Nagesh Kukunoor's Hyderabad Blues)

Aree yaar , When typed in names the Forum opened in front of me , cant give the link here , buri baat hai:eek: What were you doin there????? You arent a bachelor:D Hmm u took wrong meaning of those LINES , hehehe , i meant No clicking just see and exit HEHE

But whats there , the THREAD was started by a die heard fan (Swappy) of Ayesha with very few posts of other anchors. Hmm , CNBC is putting in fresh faces every week. The People who read F&O reports frm Back studios are being made to sit there in studio gr88.

BTW that SOURCE u gave is for the pics or the QUOTE:confused:
Gande bachhon ki is Forum mein kami nahi hai bilkul bhi
 

orderflow13

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congrats buddy....never saw u online though.:(
btw did u check elwave eod....paagal banadhiya yaar...giving a possible 6200 target,says we are in a third wave....rofl
:rolleyes:
hey thanks bro..are i am spending most of the day in office as dad on tour so wokload on me, managing somehow, thanks for the market which is bit dizzy will try to come online..i have prob feeding dta to elwave some how doing it..lol 6200 .. lets see but elwaves exit points r real good for creating fresh positions
off topic can u or any1 post the links where i can see russel peter's stand up comedy acts i have seen few n i laughed my fr^&%$* a&^%$ out
 

S S

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Hi!

One mail received is being copy pasted below :D

During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet Satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 45 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.

Recent studies commissioned by US department of Defense included one nuclear war between India and Pakistan :

This was the scenario.................

The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India . They don't need any permission from their government, and promptly order the countdowns.

Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.

But they need permission from the Government of India.

They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session.

The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned indefinitely.

The President asks for a quick decision.

In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a re-launch are still on.

Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.

As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed.

The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand.

The Election Commission files Public Interest Litigation in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power.

The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.

Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building in Islamabad at 11.00AM.

Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight.

The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA . The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree.

Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision.

Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organized.

In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".

On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.

Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.

A missile (smuggled from USA ) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits it original destination: Russia .

Russians successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad . The missile hits the target and creates havoc.

Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.

Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
 

praveen taneja

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Superb Really superb SS .sorry no Thanx button.
Parle G I hav but dont know how to send u should i call President n the circle again hahahahahah
 

S S

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Thanks guys. But as I had already mentioned, I only copy pasted the mail that I had received.

I myself enjoyed it whole heartedly, and felt that I could post this here for everyone to enjoy.

Cheers!
 

coolboy007

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Aree sharm karo TJ members 72 hours se no post in this thread:mad:
It seems every1 is too busy minting money , zyada laalach buri baat hai. CIP logon ki threads pe bhi aa jaeya karo:D
 
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praveen taneja

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Arey Cb...dont worry yaar..today is sunday..The chit chat thread will rock today...
LAG JAA GALE SE PHIR YE HASEEN RAAT HO NA HO:D
MONDAY SHORTING CANDIDATE BELOW 2790 NIFTY DLFFFFFFFFFF:p
WANT TO SEE IN MY PORTFOLIO ON MONDAY
SHORT AT 185 COVERED AT 29:eek:1000 SHARES
SATYAM .........RAJU NAAM SATYA HAI:D
 
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