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MurAtt

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Tape :
Saw the image. Good one.
So now I am in suspense about the 21 Minue Rule.
Can anyone give details or point out a link.
Thanks.
Murtaza
 

praveen taneja

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this beatles song is my evergreen valentine song ..very sweet memories attached with this song ..happy valentines day all ..love u all friends and foes brothers and sisters lovers, lovers and lovers ..Alex

When I get older, losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me
a Valentine Birthday greetings, bottle of wine
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm sixty four
You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could stay with you
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone
You can knit a sweater
by the fireside
Sunday morning go for a ride
Doing the garden,
digging the weeds
Who could ask for more
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm sixty four
Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera Chuck and Dave
Send me a postcard drop me a line
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely
what you mean to say
Yours sincerely wasting away
Give me an answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm sixty four
wow Really its one of my favourite Thnx for reminding me on this day Thnx:)
 

praveen taneja

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Real valentine day

In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that
Valentine's Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top it
all, in the state of Gujarat !!!

It is a well known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels, continually
mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelianis). One fine day, it happened
to be the 14th day of February, one brave Patelani, having had enough
"torture" by her husband, finally chose to rebel by beating him up
with a
Velan (rolling pin to make chapattis).
Yes....the same Velan which she used daily, to make chapattis for him....
only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was flattened.

This was a momentous occasion for all Gujarati women and a revolt soon
spread, like wild fire, with thousands of housewives beating up their
husbands with the Velan. There was an outburst of moaning
"chapatti-ed"
husbands all over Anand and Amdavad.

The Patel men-folk quickly learnt their lesson and started to behave more
respectfully with their Patelanis.

Thereafter, on 14th February every year, the womenfolk of Gujarat would beat
up their husbands, to commemorate that eventful day - the wives having the
satisfaction of beating up their husbands with the Velan and the men having
the supreme joy of submitting to the will of the women they loved.

Soon The Gujju men realized that in order to avoid this ordeal they need to
present gifts to their wives....they brought flowers and sweets. This is how
the tradition - Velan time - began.

As Gujarat fell under the influence of Western culture, the ritual soon
spread to Britain and many other Western countries, specifically,the catch
words 'Velan time' !!! In course of time, their foreign tongues, this
got
anglicized to 'Velantime' and then to 'Valentine'. And
thereafter, 14th of
February, came to be known as Valentine's Day and now you know the true
story of Valentine's day.
 

praveen taneja

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come like a horse...

sit like a thief....

n go like a king........



This was written on a toilet door.
 

the tape

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Found this on the net. No doubt what they got busted for... :D But, must have been some genius minds at work though.



Stock market trading desk at KL Financial Group on the 17th floor of the Esperante building in downtown West Palm Beach. KL is busted by the Securities Exchange Commission.



The lavish board meeting room of KL Financial Group on the 17th floor of the Esperante building in downtown West Palm Beach. KL is busted by the Securities Exchange Commission.
 
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