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are yar one bull...where ever im seeing tera hi posting hai bhai....kya chakkar hai??? Tu to maha-stupid hai....khud hi bola i am one bull...hahahahaha...aree tu time pass karne aaya hai yaa kuch seekh ke TJ ki izzat tho rakh....aur ab bolra hai dont ban me dont ban me....hahaha lolzz...i donno aaj kal this forum is losing out on seriousness....waise bhi tere back up ids tho honge na..agar ban bhi ho gaya tho.....keep going( But only in thsi chit chat thread..lolzz)
CIP: kuch naya funda suna yar..hows ur GF 
ur teacher studies
ur teacher studies
Oyee GF aur Studies toh theek , Teacher kahan se a gayi. As u understand we are in senior school and all old teachers above 60 , junior school has nice ones but its 2 kms away frm our building
TEACHER TOO
Nahi yaar , exams goin on.. I study till 3 am. Why did i take science
Oyee GF aur Studies toh theek , Teacher kahan se a gayi. As u understand we are in senior school and all old teachers above 60 , junior school has nice ones but its 2 kms away frm our building
Aree nahiinnn Dost
Oyee GF aur Studies toh theek , Teacher kahan se a gayi. As u understand we are in senior school and all old teachers above 60 , junior school has nice ones but its 2 kms away frm our building
Aree nahiinnn Dost
ek choti si love story bana lenge....
I am serious make me mod, I want to ban many Vs
Hehehehhe lozzzTu mast banda hai , aisi baatein karta hai jo Bhagwan Bhrama bhi nahi kar sakte , MOD---- We all Love TJ dude... You will Ban everyone even Saint if he says something.
Kabhi bull kabhi bear ---- SRK FAN haan????????
And Leave Vvvv now , let him sleep peacefully tu toh haath Dho peeche pad gaya uske
Your 1 SAANDH wala ID got banned???? Hehehehhe lozzz
Tu mast banda hai , aisi baatein karta hai jo Bhagwan Bhrama bhi nahi kar sakte , MOD---- We all Love TJ dude... You will Ban everyone even Saint if he says something.
Kabhi bull kabhi bear ---- SRK FAN haan????????
And Leave Vvvv now , let him sleep peacefully tu toh haath Dho peeche pad gaya uske
Hehehehhe lozzzTu mast banda hai , aisi baatein karta hai jo Bhagwan Bhrama bhi nahi kar sakte , MOD---- We all Love TJ dude... You will Ban everyone even Saint if he says something.
Kabhi bull kabhi bear ---- SRK FAN haan????????
And Leave Vvvv now , let him sleep peacefully tu toh haath Dho peeche pad gaya uske
hahaah...kya time pass chalu hai re...jaake padle..
Divorce letter
Dear Wife,I'm writing you this letter to tell you that
I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that
you had quit your job today and
that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't
even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut,
cooked your favorite meal,
and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers
later that night.
You came home, nibbled at your food
for two minutes, and went straight to sleep
after watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore,
you don't want sex anymore or anything.
Either you're cheating on me
or you don't love me.
Whichever is the case....I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable
than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married
for seven years, although a 'good man'
is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because
they drown out your constant
whining and griping.
It's just too bad it doesn't work.
Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut
last week.....and actually the first thing
that came to my mind was
"You look just like a girl"
but my mother raised me not to say anything
at all if you can't say anything nice.
And when you cooked my favorite meal,
you must have gotten me confused with my
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork
seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had
those new silk boxers on because
the price tag was still on them.
I prayed that it was just a coincidence
that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars
from me that morning and your silk
boxers were $49.99...
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that
we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the
lotto for twenty million dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii.
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life
you've always wanted.
My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote,
you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this
but
my sister 'Carla'...was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem for you.
Dear Wife,I'm writing you this letter to tell you that
I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that
you had quit your job today and
that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't
even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut,
cooked your favorite meal,
and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers
later that night.
You came home, nibbled at your food
for two minutes, and went straight to sleep
after watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore,
you don't want sex anymore or anything.
Either you're cheating on me
or you don't love me.
Whichever is the case....I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable
than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married
for seven years, although a 'good man'
is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because
they drown out your constant
whining and griping.
It's just too bad it doesn't work.
Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut
last week.....and actually the first thing
that came to my mind was
"You look just like a girl"
but my mother raised me not to say anything
at all if you can't say anything nice.
And when you cooked my favorite meal,
you must have gotten me confused with my
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork
seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had
those new silk boxers on because
the price tag was still on them.
I prayed that it was just a coincidence
that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars
from me that morning and your silk
boxers were $49.99...
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that
we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the
lotto for twenty million dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii.
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life
you've always wanted.
My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote,
you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this
but
my sister 'Carla'...was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem for you.
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