Our lager,
wich art in barrels,
Hallowed b thy drink.
Thy will b drunk,
I will b drunk,
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us dis day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As v forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not 2 incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is d beer,
d bitter,
d lager.
Amen