Interviewer: Why should I appointyouOperation Manager for this factory?
Candidate: Sir, in my childhood, mygrandmother was murdered by ourservant (who taught me playingfootball) and I was angry at this. Later,my father died in an accident. I becamemore angry. So, please give me thisjob.
Interviewer: Are you nuts! How can youask for a manager's job just on thebasis of your grandmother and father'ssufferings?
Candidate: Sir, if Rahul Gandhi canaskfor PM's post for same reasons, can't Iask for manager's job.