• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
BCoz he is living. U do not bury a living person.
• Is it legal for a man in India to marry his widow's sister? Why?
His widow .. means he is dead. Then how can his 'saaali' marry her dead 'jiju'.
• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
hmm .. White maybe .. though I am not sure whether there are bears on the North Pole ... but assume since they are Polar Bears and North pole so .. maybe ....
• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Two of course .. since I've taken 2 ....
• How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway ....
• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?
Before the game .. score 0-0 .. ok?
• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?
Matchstick .. hmm ...
• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
Because they are more hungry ?
• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?
Normal. A woman having ALL her fingers on one hand would have either 15 fingers in all or 10 on one hand and none on another ... abnormal ...
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BCoz he is living. U do not bury a living person.
• Is it legal for a man in India to marry his widow's sister? Why?
His widow .. means he is dead. Then how can his 'saaali' marry her dead 'jiju'.
• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
hmm .. White maybe .. though I am not sure whether there are bears on the North Pole ... but assume since they are Polar Bears and North pole so .. maybe ....
• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Two of course .. since I've taken 2 ....
• How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway ....
• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?
Before the game .. score 0-0 .. ok?
• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?
Matchstick .. hmm ...
• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
Because they are more hungry ?
• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?
Normal. A woman having ALL her fingers on one hand would have either 15 fingers in all or 10 on one hand and none on another ... abnormal ...
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