My holy grail Las vegas casino style day trading strategy

[rajgreenpeace]

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”:lol::lol::rofl::rofl:

 

[rishi2u]

Hi Ravi

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[timepass]

Hi Ravi

How do u uploaded this images here

Check my signature for instructions on how to upload images.

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[rajgreenpeace]

Weekend hai so..........I req every one......plz post your fav jokes....... BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE
Read from the bottom going up

 

[Taiki]

Hello raj bhai,
Here goes mine. I do not mean any offence to anybody, just for the purpose of humour.

Some funny trading book's name (modified)
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Trading in the Twilight Zone
How I made $20 in the Stock Market
Stock Market Blizzards
Probably High Trading
Technical Analysis of Stock Traps
How to Make Money in Stockings
A Random Hock Down Wall Street
Trading is for Dummies
Options, Pricing, and Futility
To Kill a Martingale
"Getting Finished in Options" , the Last Edition
Options as a Tragic Investment
Trading for a Survival
Come into my Trading Trunk
Technical Analysis of the Fickle Markets
How to make a fortune selling books about the Stock Markets
Fraud Like a Hedge Fund
Lucky Market Lizards
Reminiscences of a Commission Generator
Trading for a bankruptcy filling

Regards
Taiki

 

[TraderRavi]

Weekend hai so..........I req every one......plz post your fav jokes.......

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Please thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main?
Fail ho Jaunga ..........
(the scene fram a class exam, u dirty minds )......

 

[VJAY]

Weekend hai so..........I req every one......plz post your fav jokes....... BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE
Read from the bottom going up

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Please thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main?
Fail ho Jaunga ..........
(the scene fram a class exam, u dirty minds )......

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[4candles]

Weekend hai so..........I req every one......plz post your fav jokes....... BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE
Read from the bottom going up

Hi Raj

could not stop laughing while reading from bottom to top ..... and at the back of the mind it was like the market had rebounded........and could not stop thinking in the following lines....

She ....... ko thoda uper Stop Loss lagana chayea tha!

aur......yeh jo He hai who uper se nechay Shooting Star hai......
aur......nechay se uper Bullish Harami


:rofl::rofl::rofl::clapping:
Regards

K

 

[4candles]

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Please thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main?
Fail ho Jaunga ..........
(the scene fram a class exam, u dirty minds )......

Yaar TraderRavi.....
tum to hameray andher kay Shakti Kapoor ko bhar nikal key rahoogey

Never give up on something that you want, just keep on trying.

______


Regards
K

 

[rajgreenpeace]

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