NIFTY 50 _bulls

[del_66]

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

 

[del_66]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

 

[sudoku1]

NF trend UP

tgt > 6060

 

[DanPickUp]

bst of luck DAN...dis thread is in CHITCHAT section...evry 1 is invitd 2 post deir feelings.

So it will be. Thanks to take it on the light side of live and also best of luck to you.

 

[sudoku1]

NF trend UP

tgt > 6111

 

[del_66]

 

[sudoku1]

NF trend UP

tgt > 6060

 

[sudoku1]

NF trend UP

tgt > 6060

 

[sudoku1]

NF trend UP

tgt > 6060

6057..:thumb::clap:

 

[timepass]

6057..:thumb::clap:

Yup, Sudoku1, :thumb::clap:


Now when are you taking us lower ??