Arrey, TP bhai, you live in Modi Land. A dry state. Be an indian Al Capone and start bootlegging. Money, women, 5 star life style...man, you would be the toast of the diamond city!
TP
Some funny laws of nature
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or youll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you dont know what you are talking about.
Browns Law: If the shoe fits, its ugly.
Wilsons Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
.....copied somewhere from the net.....