Rumour Post On Halaal Street

[renu daga]

Future is not destined,it is made.............


PROF:kal kyun nahi aaya tha ?
SANTAA:sir,girlfriend se milne gaya tha.....
PROF:KISLIYE?
SANTAA:yes sir,bahut KISS liye.......


DO U KNOW?
stores in BRITAIN have started selling OSTRICH eggs.........they r nearly 24 times bigger than hen eggs......customers r told that they cannot b broken with a spook of a spoon but 2 use a roasting spook or drilling machine & if possible , boil them @ week end as the egg takes nearly an hour 2 boil...!
wanna try one ?

mkt trend: -V
BULISH ABV:17875 CLOSE

though i ma veg suduko,,,
but ur levels of nifty make ne try one egg,,,on crcak it on ur head,,,,best better and best idea,,,
any more members to try,,,suduko is giving everyone free,,to try how hard core is his head

renu

 

[arnav_rulz]

mkt internals suggest that last half hour may see red spill all over the screen......krazy -100/-200/-300/-400 ???......bulls ...take xtreme precaution @ the climax....
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:HAIL: :HAIL: I just hope market crashes even harder the final bloodshed half an hours!!



**eesh it recovered back in the last 30 mins couldn't make a lot from shorting

 

[nansrired]

In these tough times in Market Sudoku's Jokes,One liners and quotes are really making us forget our pains.

Thanks Sudoku.

 

[sudoku1]

In these tough times in Market Sudoku's Jokes,One liners and quotes are really making us forget our pains.

Thanks Sudoku.

my pleasure friend....
mkts were never tough friend....its v humans who make them look like it.....the emotions of hope , greed & fear make it look tough & its very hard 2 keep these @ bay......

 

[sudoku1]

FEAR..........In speculation ....when the market goes against u, u hope that every day will b the last day & u lose more than u should had u not listened 2 hope & when the market goes ur way .....u become fearful that the next day will take away ur profit & u get out too soon. Fear keeps u from making as much money as u ought 2.........................

Relations are all about three things:

Winning,Losing and Sharing.

Winning Trust ,Losing ego,& Sharing joy n sorrow..
So always be related.......


SANTAA: I want 2 enjoy this Sunday ....so I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
SANTAA: For you & your parents........TEEEEEHEEEEEE HEEEEE HEEEEE


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[fire_gun]

SANTAA THE DOCTOR.........
SANTAA apna first operation karne ke baad....operation theater se baahar aaya.......
aur oopar dekhte huye bola 'yaa rab.... MERA PEHLAA TOHFAA QUBOOL KAR..!' really funny

 

[Raju]

Great Jokes !! Enjoyed ....

Raju

 

[pshirurkar]

Today during last half an hour,due to dollar appreciation ,IT stocks saved the further downfall in the market to certain extent.
Mr Sudoku1 , will this rally in IT stocks continue........?

 

[sudoku1]

Today during last half an hour,due to dollar appreciation ,IT stocks saved the further downfall in the market to certain extent.
Mr Sudoku1 , will this rally in IT stocks continue........?

last week here , had given hold for all frontline IT stocks.....continue....

 

[sudoku1]

B careful what u say 2 me 2day, for tomorrow u may wish u had never spoken.(17875)

SRK: In which state Kavery flows?
SANTAA: Liquid state.
Audience clapped.
SRK was stunned, looks behind???
All were santaa's relatives.. ....


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