Stocks To Keep A Close Eye On

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Hi all. I am doing a small poll on Nifty to get a feel of general mood amongst investor community. would be great if you could just put in your opinion. Have a look here -
http://goo.gl/rL3G7
Piyush, you can start a new thread and post a poll on TJ itself. Outside links are not encouraged. At least this question doesn't need the members visiting out.
 
Hi Mr Timepass,

I didn't know this that Traderji can host polls. Can host polls like the one I made or you are referring to asking a question by way of a post and then taking the answers provided as responses.

With regards to the link, yes I understand typically outside links are not encouraged on forums as ppl tend to self promote, but if you click on the link you will see that is not the case here.
 

SavantGarde

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This one refuses to die...and surfaces..every once in a while finding relevance because of people....& their delusions of grandeur...... !!!

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”
The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, “Sure. Why not?” The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1586 sheep.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep.” says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? “

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”

“You’re a consultant.” says the shepherd.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”

“No guessing required.” answered the shepherd. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don’t know crap about my business. . . ” … Now give me back my Dog.”

 

Bigbear

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Now this is very awesome! And the Dog part made my day~!
 
Savant sir,

you never failed to amuse us here in traderji...your humor is class apart...thanks for everything
-bikash



This one refuses to die...and surfaces..every once in a while finding relevance because of people....& their delusions of grandeur...... !!!

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?
The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, Sure. Why not? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, You have exactly 1586 sheep.

Thats right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep. says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man, Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, Okay, why not?

Youre a consultant. says the shepherd.

Wow! Thats correct, says the yuppie, but how did you guess that?

No guessing required. answered the shepherd. You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you dont know crap about my business. . . Now give me back my Dog.

Now this is very awesome! And the Dog part made my day~!
 
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