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praveen taneja

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Little Johnny was attending his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.


He looked around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..." when his eyes fell upon Little Johnny, he noticed his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.


"Little Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart."


Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."


After several attempts to get Little Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"


"Because, every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your little heart', and my Grandma wouldn't lie!"
Ha v a nice Trading day to all of u
 

the tape

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Learn english to hindi translation:-
>
>
> Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!
>
> What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?
>
> You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
>
> Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
>
> Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
>
> Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!
>
> Check this out, man! ----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
>
> Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagi mat
> karo, e vyakti.
>
> She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
>
> Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno
> dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
>
> Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----* Arrey sundarta
> ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
>
> Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
>
> Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
>
> Rock the party. ---- * Party mein patthar feko.
>
> And the best ones are.....
>
> How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?
>
> Keep in touch...... * Chhoote Raho.
>
> Lets hang out!....*Chalo bahar latakte hai
 

praveen taneja

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thank u sunil its really marvelous Happy Diwali to u n ur family too withh all the readers enjoy weekend
 

orderflow13

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Learn english to hindi translation:-
>
>
> Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!
>
> What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?
>
> You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
>
> Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
>
> Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
>
> Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!
>
> Check this out, man! ----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
>
> Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagi mat
> karo, e vyakti.
>
> She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
>
> Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno
> dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
>
> Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----* Arrey sundarta
> ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
>
> Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
>
> Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
>
> Rock the party. ---- * Party mein patthar feko.
>
> And the best ones are.....
>
> How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?
>
> Keep in touch...... * Chhoote Raho.
>
> Lets hang out!....*Chalo bahar latakte hai
:D:D..lol..rofl ... laughing out loud rolling on the floor ... jamin pe jorse haste haste ludhak rahan hun ...good one tape.. thanks for laughing crackers
 

Sunil

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To all my friends here

Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aap sab ko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se
Rohit,
look what our our naughty praveen has got for us as diwali gift/sweets...
:D:D



Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se..
 
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