I went with my wife for Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall my surprised wife looked up and noticed I was no where around and she was very upset because we had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call me because she was so upset, to ask me where I was.
In a calm voice I said, "honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago
where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I
would get it for you one day".
My wife said crying, "yes I remember that jewelry store".
I said, "well I'm in the bar next to it."