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[MurAtt]

Of course, if the petrol hike comes from Sunday night then

Mur_Att: @ST_PYI True Asia & Global BUT unfortunately we're closed. By Monday we'll be talking Rate Cuts & Petrol Hikes ... yikes ... bears again

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[Taurus1]

Monday or Tuesday could be slightly up, the phun starts after that

I stand by this statement, for all markets irrespective of petrol price increase or decrease.

The same for BNF ??

Nifty will follow global markets and BNF follows Nifty.

 

[Arsh]

Europe is all red. Maybe our markets will also have a global meltdown on Monday, and Taurus will post 20 images in one post :lol:

lolzzzz....

 

[Arsh]

I agree sir.... Euro further fells... So hopefully NIFTY would be low on Monday (irrespective of Petrol price delta)...

 

[anayash]

Mur_Att: @ST_PYI True Asia & Global BUT unfortunately we're closed. By Monday we'll be talking Rate Cuts & Petrol Hikes ... yikes ... bears again

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SM...You seem to have formed a trading community on twitter!

I can see Raunak & dhootankur from TJ in your mentions!

 

[Taurus1]

European shares, euro fall on debt worries
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com...fall-on-debt-worries/articleshow/12546972.cms

 

[Taurus1]

Wall Street week ahead: Will earnings spark further stock declines?
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com...rther-stock-declines/articleshow/12555525.cms


TCS, Infosys likely to post weak Q4, revenue guidance eyed: Sharekhan Ltd
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com...e-eyed-sharekhan-ltd/articleshow/12543482.cms

 

[Taurus1]

DEMENTIA QUIZ



FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?





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ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?




SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)




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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.


TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....




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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...



FOURTH QUESTION:
MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:

1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND ???
2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?



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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!





OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:


A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?




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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!

 

[timepass]

DEMENTIA QUIZ
FOURTH QUESTION:
MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:

1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND ???
2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?



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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

Wrong buster, the fifth daughter is named NUNU, Mary is the son

 

[vssoma]

Wrong buster, the fifth daughter is named NUNU, Mary is the son

:rofl::rofl::rofl: