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A positive thought for the weekend ...


RBI expects mild recovery in economic growth for 2012-13

 

[Taurus1]

My girlfriend was screaming at me.

"Leave!! Get out this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied, "Wait, so you want me to stay?"

 

[Taurus1]

Since the beginning of time women have said child birth is more painful than a kick to the testicles. Here is proof they are wrong. A year or two after giving birth you will often hear a woman say they'd like to have another kid. You will never hear a man say, I could really go for another kick in the nuts.

 

[hotguy_nextdoor]

:clapping::rofl::yahoo:

Since the beginning of time women have said child birth is more painful than a kick to the testicles. Here is proof they are wrong. A year or two after giving birth you will often hear a woman say they'd like to have another kid. You will never hear a man say, I could really go for another kick in the nuts.

 

[sudris]

a bit late to reply here ... was not available on friday.

good show Taurus
I had to exit on Thursday itself ...had some glitch placing the orders but nevertheless, exited with decent profits.

 

[Taurus1]

Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on.
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male has an election.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q. Give the meaning of the term Caesarean section
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head.

 

[Taurus1]

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.

Behind her were 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman
walking the dog and said "I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad
time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when
the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

"Could I borrow that dog?"

"Get in line."

 

[IAtma]

still in her house ..........:rofl::rofl:

My girlfriend was screaming at me.

"Leave!! Get out this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied, "Wait, so you want me to stay?"

 

[MurAtt]

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[Arsh]

Sensex, Nifty turned negative after data showed the headline inflation accelerated in April.

http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/05/14/india-inflation-rbi-idINDEE84D05920120514