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LivetoTrade

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"Build up of cash balance on government" plz explain?
The Govt parks its funds with the RBI, and after this Coal issue, Govt is said to have gained about 16400+3000 odd crores.

The balance affects the bond yields pricing, and the GDP.

So RBI acts :D
 

MurAtt

Well-Known Member
If Sholay would have been written by stock market guy ....
Jay: Mausi, ladka share broking company me kaam karta hai..
Mausi: Hai ram..!!! aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??
Jay: kahan mausi 2 saal share broking me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se share broking mein hi hai..
...
Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?
Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?
Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti na mausi.

Mausi : To kya ladai bhi karta hai..?
Jay : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa???
Jay: Ab target ke chakkar me to dodna hi padta hai mausi..�Demat a/c kholne�wale ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladke ko target bhi hota hai ??? Waise Kaunse college se padha hai ladka?
Jay: Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!
Jay: To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi: Beta, kan khol kar sun le... Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale se shaadi kar le par share broking company me kaam karne wale se katai nahin karegi...?
 

Taurus1

Well-Known Member
As usual, TP has done the vanishing trick. Must have gone to propose to Hema Malini. :D
 
As usual, TP has done the vanishing trick. Must have gone to propose to Hema Malini. :D
Ha !! Pot calling the kettle black. I have been here the whole time and you were missing.

Hema Malini was busy with her daughter Ahana's wedding :D
 

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