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[MurAtt]

Taurus - March is here now ... do inform of the dates ...


And that reminds me of .. March will March BUT April May ...
Think along the lines of the stock markets bull run

 

[adityasaraf007]

Wonder and Ponder

Whats Life?
Kabhi khud ko call laga ke dkha hai?
Engage tone sunai degi !
Duniya se milne me sab mast he aur khud se milne ki line vyast he

:thumb:

Toh aap apne aap ko email ya SMS kar liya kijiye.... Nahin toh ek number aur le lijiye....

 

[MurAtt]

Toh aap apne aap ko email ya SMS kar liya kijiye.... Nahin toh ek number aur le lijiye....

Statistics say that people who sms/email themselves need a shrink
and
Those who take another number burn out as fast

Me wants to enjoy to the fullest ... a slow romantic scintillating and titillating evening which ends in ....... pure .. ecstasy ....

 

[MurAtt]

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

 

[adityasaraf007]

Statistics say that people who sms/email themselves need a shrink
and
Those who take another number burn out as fast

Me wants to enjoy to the fullest ... a slow romantic scintillating and titillating evening which ends in ....... pure .. ecstasy ....

In that case.... take your mobile..... uncover its back to take the SIM out of it... Then, dial your number and talk to yourself..... You won't hear the engage tone.....

Or else, if you have a landline.... remove the wire from any of the sockets... dial your number and talk to yourself.... You again, won't hear the engage tone....

Then, you can enjoy to the fullest.... a slow romantic scintillating and titillating evening which ends in ....... pure .. ecstasy ....

 

[MurAtt]

Can't u make it any more complicated .. why can't u just KISS - Keep It Simple Silly (or dare I say Stupid )

 

[timepass]

In that case.... take your mobile..... uncover its back to take the SIM out of it... Then, dial your number and talk to yourself..... You won't hear the engage tone.....

Or else, if you have a landline.... remove the wire from any of the sockets... dial your number and talk to yourself.... You again, won't hear the engage tone....

Then, you can enjoy to the fullest.... a slow romantic scintillating and titillating evening which ends in ....... pure .. ecstasy ....

CUT.....CUT.......CUT.......CUT...........

..

 

[adityasaraf007]

Can't u make it any more complicated .. why can't u just KISS - Keep It Simple Silly (or dare I say Stupid )

CUT.....CUT.......CUT.......CUT...........

..

I am being non-destructive....... Otherwise, you have that option too.... :rofl:

 

[MurAtt]

Ok .. point noted .. Sorry to have gone a bit too far.

 

[adityasaraf007]

Ok .. point noted .. Sorry to have gone a bit too far.

Isn't this the Lounge..... So, we don't have a limit over here..... We can still go on.....