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praveen taneja

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Banta just returned from Jail to his house.
Santa goes to his house ask him......
Santa- Why jail is called Hawalath?...
Banta- In jail u get hawa to eat and lath in jail
that's whay it is called Hawalath...
 

praveen taneja

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Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.

Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.
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praveen taneja

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Pappu, Santa's son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

"Hey Pappu!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."

"That's mighty nice of you," Pappu answered, "but I don't think my father would like me to."

"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "But my father won't like it."

After a hearty lunch, Pappu thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know dad is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish !" the farmer said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."
 

praveen taneja

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Pravin Bhai & All Traderji Friends,


Happy Dussera to all of you. Hope this festive season brings lots of joy to all of you.

-- Abhishek.
Happy Dussera to all... wishes that bears n bulls favours us all....
Today is the celebration of victory of good over bad. May Lord Ram Help u win over ,all Evils in Ur life. My best Wishes for "Happy Dussehra" God bless us All
 

praveen taneja

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Good Time
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Happy Time
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In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The Time Stock mkt in weekends and on holidays
 
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