diary of a day trader

[TraderRavi]

yeah.....you can make fun as you r with in the forum fules....no problem
and i closed my profitable position with sbin...but couldn't resist my self to open a trade with nifty puts with some small qty.

bhai nobody sud feel bad, if its just joke not sarcasm.....:thumb:.....BTW people are making fun of me since last 3 years........idhar koi farak nahi padta.......:lol:

 

[vssoma]

aur hum subko 'ipl' ka

kohli ko to gambhir ka bhoot chada hai aur sreesanth ko bhajji ka.........:lol:

 

[del_66]

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

 

[TraderRavi]

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

:rofl::rofl:

 

[Gandhar.]

hit F3 and then alt+M..

THANK YOU :clap:

 

[arcus]

Guys, I have heard a lot of times on this forum that people have had losses because of internet connection problems.
That is silly.
I am pretty sure most of you must be having smartphones. One can always use the mobile trading application in case of emergency (to either get out or get in a position.)
Even with 2G connection, one can trade using mobile phone. (It takes me around 1 and half minute to place a trade but its useful in case of emergency!!)

 

[timepass]

Guys, I have heard a lot of times on this forum that people have had losses because of internet connection problems.
That is silly.
I am pretty sure most of you must be having smartphones. One can always use the mobile trading application in case of emergency (to either get out or get in a position.)
Even with 2G connection, one can trade using mobile phone. (It takes me around 1 and half minute to place a trade but its useful in case of emergency!!)

I have a rotary dial phone

 

[Smart_trade]

Guys, I have heard a lot of times on this forum that people have had losses because of internet connection problems.
That is silly.
I am pretty sure most of you must be having smartphones. One can always use the mobile trading application in case of emergency (to either get out or get in a position.)
Even with 2G connection, one can trade using mobile phone. (It takes me around 1 and half minute to place a trade but its useful in case of emergency!!)

Every serious trader must have a spare internet connection ( of different ISP). One can even have a spare desktop with all programmes loaded on it. I have stretched it a bit more and I even have 2 UPS units with independent batteries each capable of giving 5-6 hours back up for 2 computers. These things dont cost much these days but they give solid peace of mind while trading.All these can be purchased from 1-2 losses saved because of internet/power/computer failures.

Smart_trade

 

[DanPickUp]

Every serious trader must have a spare internet connection ( of different ISP). One can even have a spare desktop with all programmes loaded on it. I have stretched it a bit more and I even have 2 UPS units with independent batteries each capable of giving 5-6 hours back up for 2 computers. These things dont cost much these days but they give solid peace of mind while trading.All these can be purchased from 1-2 losses saved because of internet/power/computer failures.

Smart_trade

Well said ST. Other wise it is like working as a taxi driver f.e with out having a jerrycan in the trunk. I am sure many do work like that with not even thinking about it or not think about it as they not work in real in the market.

 

[HEM]

Every serious trader must have a spare internet connection ( of different ISP). One can even have a spare desktop with all programmes loaded on it. I have stretched it a bit more and I even have 2 UPS units with independent batteries each capable of giving 5-6 hours back up for 2 computers. These things dont cost much these days but they give solid peace of mind while trading.All these can be purchased from 1-2 losses saved because of internet/power/computer failures.

Smart_trade

ST brother , ye sab to thik hai............ par mere aur Ravi jaise Garib trader....... ek extra internet connection, computer,ups....kaise kharid sakte hai........ sorry......not possible for us( Garib traders)........yes possible if you give some UDHAR money to us(Garib traders)..........