Frustrations Of An Options Trader
"Trade Options", they said,
Unlimited gain, Limited Loss.
Make Money, and quit your job,
You'll be your own boss.
So I went to Market,
So I bought a call.
Thought I'll make money
I'll soon have a ball.
Then Time-Decay set in
To cream off all the honey.
Very soon I found,
I'd lost all my money.
So I wrote an option,
Time decay to eat.
But Nifty moved like hell,
And then I felt the heat.
So I made a strategy
Of complex Put and Call.
I'll make some money I thought,
Some - but not all.
Came the day of expiry.
Made a little money that day.
But with all those puts and calls,
Brokerage took it all away.
"Trade Options", they said,
Unlimited gain, Limited Loss.
Make Money, and quit your job,
You'll be your own boss.
So I went to Market,
So I bought a call.
Thought I'll make money
I'll soon have a ball.
Then Time-Decay set in
To cream off all the honey.
Very soon I found,
I'd lost all my money.
So I wrote an option,
Time decay to eat.
But Nifty moved like hell,
And then I felt the heat.
So I made a strategy
Of complex Put and Call.
I'll make some money I thought,
Some - but not all.
Came the day of expiry.
Made a little money that day.
But with all those puts and calls,
Brokerage took it all away.