Rumour Post On Halaal Street

[rangarajan]

Sudoku,
All yr jokes are excellent with out hurting anyone.Keep posting

 

[sudoku1]

CAIRN.......buzz on this counter tells that its likely 2 announce JV with GAIL for city gas distribution......

sharp rise in the prices of PENICILLIN-G....abt 100%... may hit lot of pharma bulk suppliers.....

SCAM BREWING ????.....SPLASH & DASH SCAM in bio-fuel mkt in US.....where bio-diesel from europe is shipped 2 US , where a dash of fuel is added & again the product is rexported 2 europe......rogue traders claim US gov incentives.....the bubble when bursts will play havoc in world VEGOIL mkts wher bulls r making hay behind the scam curtains.......commodity tradrs.......TAKE CARE......

DO U KNOW.......?????
BOEING has sucessfully flown a manned aircraft using HYDROGEN BATTERIES as fuel......the aircraft flew @ 1000 mts altitude @ the speed of 100 kms/hr for 20 mnts.....arab sheikhs.....r u all watching the developments ????

do u know.....???
India has 1 of d largest road networks in d world, aggregating 3.34 million kilometers. It comprises 66,590 km of National Highways........

mkt trend:-V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE
on daily technical charts....an unfilled window exists @ around 14500 levels on 24/7/07......bulls....take xtreme care.....

SANTAA & BANTAA Jungle Me......
Sher Aaya.....
SANTAA Ne Mitti Uthayi aur Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya 'Abe Bhag'.....!!!
BANTAA:Main Kyun BhaguN?
Mitti tune dali.........!!!!!!!!!

 

[sudoku1]

http://www.traderji.com/equities/17844-17th-dec-sensex-close-19261-intermediate-trend-down-bulls-exit-reenter-abv-20400-clos-2.html#post138949

17th DEC 2007......was this post a dream or reality.....even i m shivering for the BOLD words as the bull end turned the mkts into graveyards.......

MKT TREND:-V
BULLISH ABV:17775 CLOSE.

 

[2scared]

SUDOKU guru ka jai ho..jai hoo

 

[harsh_999]

SANTA visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
His Chinese friend says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
SANTA goes to china to find the meaning of his firend's last words.
It is "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE.!!"

 

[sudoku1]

damm INFLATION.........
DUNIYA MEIN KITNAA GAMM HAI ,
MERA GAMM KITNA KAM HAI,
LOGON KAA GAMM DEKHA TO ,
MEIN APNAA GAMM BHUL GAYAA.....!!

some inflation statistics.......
ZIMBABVE:1033%
GUNEA:30%
SAN TOME &PRINCIPE: 23%
VENEZUELA: 23% MYANMAR: 20%
UZBEKISTAN: 20%
CONGO: 18%
AFGHANISTAN: 16%
.........
take heart.....INDIA ranks 79 th in the world................

mkt trend:-V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE...

 

[sudoku1]

Fundamentalists who say they r not going 2 pay any attention to the charts are like a doctor who says hes not going 2 take a patients temperature...........

Titanic Ke Saath SANTAA Dub Raha Tha Aur Hass Bhi Raha Tha.
..............
Banta:Oye, Tu Kyun Hass Raha Hai ?
Santa:Shukr Hai ....Maine return ticket nahi Kharida....!!!!!

in the same way in the mkts , few wise invstrs who exited @ good levels do not ready themselves 2 take the opportunity 2 again enter for another bull run.......


mkt trend:-V
BULLISH ABV:17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

..................................................................................................
hind unilever....
do u know.....
when the whole corporate india is jumping the infra bandwagon amidst utter chaos.....this multinationl is QUIETLY in devlopment & sale of 6 million sq feet of space till date.....in india.
thats what multinationals r worshipped for.....
.................................................................................................

on 19th feb.....v had the insides & now the business channels were flashing it all over ystrday..........

Never believe what the lines of ur hand predict about ur future,
Bcoz people who don't have hands also have a future...
Believe in urself........ALWAYS......!!!!!


SEBI 2 INVSTRS....'dont panic....if @ all the sensex falls by 16000 pts....sebi will consider calculating NEGATIVE INDEX.....

BUZZ has it that due 2 unseasonal rains & xtended winter...salt production may fall from 173 lac tonnes 2 150 in 2008 which may auger well for co like...??????
TATA CHEM......salt prices 2 rise?....oh no !!not again the inflation...

mkt trend:-V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

SANTAAJI, tell me what is the meaning of SMS?
SANTAA angrily said -
I know.....it means.....
S - sardaron ka
M - mazak udane ki
S - service

 

[sudoku1]

Neither - every coin toss has an even chance of turning up heads or tails. It never varies...........

intraday traders can make gud oppor in hot stocks like > GSS AMERICA, ONMOBILE, INDIABULLS SEC , TULSI EXTR.......but invstrs beware from tyhis counters as & when the volms dry.....u will have no place 2 hide......

rumours floating the mkts say that DAM DAM DAMANI along with a political heavyweight has taken huge short positions in the mkts & they xpect the sensex below 14k till MAY END....

MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE.

SANTAA travelling in a chinese train.....
a mosquito sits on his fellow chinese passenger's hand......
PAT.....the chinese kills it & eats it......
another mosquito sits on SANTAA'S hand.....
PAT!!! SANTAA too kills & asks the chinese...'will u buy it' ????

 

[raghav1366]

DEAR SUDOKU

ANY NEWS ON SAIL. some say its profitability is in question and their current working results are in negative. any news in this line.

govt decisions upset even tatasteel during this week. any inputs.

raghavan.