Rumour Post On Halaal Street

[fire_gun]

know the VIX....
VOLATILYTY INDEX was introduced in india last week.......
it was started by CHICAGO BOARD OPTIONS XCHANGE IN 1993.....
it helps 2 gauze the depth & xpected movement in the mkt & the sentiments......
a reading around 25 is comfortable .....
in 1998 , it shot to 45 during (LTCM) LONG TERM CAP MANAGEMENT crisis..
again to 45 during world trade center attack.....
however as emerging mkts r more volatile by nature.....a reading around 30 can b taken as comfort zone....

rumours from the money mkt say that inflation may inch up 2 around 7.50 today......bulls , take care.....!!!

rumours also say that if inflation does not cool down , govt may take drastic steps in commodity mkts by banning futs in most commodities......bulls , here also b careful.....


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE.


PROFESSER 2 SANTAA.....
PROF:tell me 5 water animals
SaNTAA:fish
PFOF:good,4 naam Aur batao.
SaNTAA:fish da puttar, fish di kudi, fish da Pra aur usdi ma......!

inflaton came around 7.4% means that we may see rate hike in rbi next meeting..not good for banks and capital goods and real estate

 

[sudoku1]

god save the dead from inflation........
the mumbai rate cards for the dead......
FOR HINDU:
THE RITUALS rate were 1200/-.....now around 1400
a dead req 2 tonnes of wood.....380 rs a tonne.....
total cost around 2000/-

for muslims:
the rates 2 dig a hole were around 150/-....now around 175.....
the rituals were 1300......now around 1500/-
total cost around 1700/-

for christians:
a coffin in 2007 used 2 cost around 3000 to 3500.....now around 4500 to 5000/-

SANTAA pehli baar gaon gaya, bus se utarte hi mitti haath mei uthakar bola.. gaun ki mitti ki khushbu hi alag hai..
tabhi uska dost bola.....' ullu k patthe theek se soongh GOBAR hai..!!


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[renu daga]

suduko ,,,
u are too good at jokes,,,

seems u know santas whole family,.,,,

amazing
it really,,,,brngs smile on ,, rough / tough face

renu

 

[sudoku1]

An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie; for an excuse is a lie guarded.........................


SANTAA CLIMBING AN APPLE TREE.....
MONKEY:Upar kyon aaya?
SANTAA:Apple khane....
MONKEY:Yeh to MANGO ka ped hai......
SANTAA:I know,Apple saath laya hun........!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

rumours from the money mkt say that inflation may inch up 2 around 7.50 today......bulls , take care.....!!!

@ THE OPENING BELL WHEN WHOLE OF INDIA WAS ESTIMATING 7% INFLATION.......v had the insides....

mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE.

 

[ebizempire]

Great Going SUDOKU1......keep up the good work

 

[pasha]

An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie; for an excuse is a lie guarded.........................


SANTAA CLIMBING AN APPLE TREE.....
MONKEY:Upar kyon aaya?
SANTAA:Apple khane....
MONKEY:Yeh to MANGO ka ped hai......
SANTAA:I know,Apple saath laya hun........!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

Good one

 

[franktrader]

SANTAA pehli baar gaon gaya, bus se utarte hi mitti haath mei uthakar bola.. gaun ki mitti ki khushbu hi alag hai..
tabhi uska dost bola.....' ullu k patthe theek se soongh GOBAR hai..!!

Great jokes Sudoku
i can't stop laughing

 

[sudoku1]

SANTAA goes to a TV shop and asks....
"Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?"
"Haan" replies shopowner......
SANTAA TELLS... "Ek hara (GREEN)vala dena" ..............!!!!!!!!


MKT TREND: -V
BULLLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

AGAIN a shortened week ahead with the IT giant's no's.......
mkts closed on monday.....
will the rally also shorten.....???US q's neg-ve

 

[sudoku1]

IT COULD HAPPEN 2 U.....
a friend of mine is an intra trader.......
it so happened recently that he was very fond of GSS AMERICA's wild movements & everyday he used 2 trade long & make decent profits....
he startes in the counter with 100 qty & finally kept on increasing to 500 a day.......
@ 580 levels he was long intraday......suddenly the stock collapased t0 around 550.....he was not ready 2 accept the truth....the loss of 30/- per share.....so he decided 2 mark it as DELIVERY & planned 2 sell in profit.......

the delivery was now in his hands.....500 GSS AMERICA.....& yo......the stock shot up abv 700 in nxt session.....my happy friend.....but.....it striKed him that why not wait for a couple of sessions 2 exit @ a better price..so he changed his plan 2....WAIT.....& still he is waiting with a price below 500 with delivery of 500......now his capital is blocked & he plans 2 sell @ 500.......
500....500....500....................
be sure.... & stick 2 ur planned game.....dont change it midway just cause the tide has turned in ur favour.....this is the real story & THIS IS HOW TRADERS BECOME LONG TERM INVSTRS ONLY 2 B KNOWN AS 'OUTVSTRS'....

mkt trend: -V
bullish abv: 17775 close