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[Goofy]

Broker Phone Conversation

Broker: Sirjee...Hanung thoda le lijye..hamara weekly target pura hojayega....

SG: theek hai..dekhta hoon.... agle bar Goofy ya SM ko phone karna... weekly target ke liye...

SavantGarde

Hans lo, dosto, hans lo!
If my misery can make my brothers happy, it'd be the most profitable trade of my day then!!

Let me say what will happen the broker calls me nexr time like this:

Broker: Sirjee...Hanung thoda le lijye..hamara weekly target pura hojayega....
Goofy: Main trading ki jageh prositution ka dhanda shuru karta hoon. Aap, family ke sath, kisi Gurudaware mein Monday to Sunday langar khaana shuru karo!

 

[option fan]

Hi Goofy,

Atleast ....HH remained in positive....Target still stands...No worries....

SavantGarde

HH..?? Target..??

??????

 

[hills_5000]

Hi Goofy,

nope ur read the lines wrong my friend.... am from the place where the remainder of the 33% punters reside

HILLS 5000!! Long time, no see!

Are you from the Pink City?
Just a guess, by reading between the lines, you know...

Tax collections in all cities are up atleast 20 % , except jaipur where they have fallen..

SM : 33 % punters aapke sheher main bhi hain

 

[Goofy]

Hi Goofy,

nope ur read the lines wrong my friend.... am from the place where the remainder of the 33% punters reside

I belive you. But then:

Aapke shehar mein bhhi hain... ??

Well, be that it may. How much I may love Sherlock Holmes, I know I can't be one.

But, hey, it's good to hear from you, bro!

Come to think of it, I should have had the name HILLS 5000. I live among the hills and mountains - a helicopter ride will tell you there are far more than 5000 surrounding me!

I'll see you around the thread tomorrow. till then, goodnight!
Goodnight all!

 

[Goofy]

HH..?? Target..??

??????

To get rid of all the ??????, flip back a few thread pages, Mr. O.M

Have a great weekend. Goodnight.

 

[swamymg]

Thank u so much for all.

I am very new to trading.. started 1 month back , some one help me with basic informations


Thanks
Swamy

 

[Goofy]

Thank u so much for all.

I am very new to trading.. started 1 month back , some one help me with basic informations


Thanks
Swamy

Welcome to Traderji family, Mr. Swamy.

There are two ways you can get the so-called basic information about trading:

1. Go through the Traderji threads with a fine comb. Read, for example, Mr. Saint's 'To teach a man to fish' - and other superb articles and experiences of the newbees and veteran traders.

Google for more sites dealing with indian stock market, go through them too. Book mark them. Don't forget NSE site. It is a treasure trove, believe me.

Make notes what you understand; watch other traders glued to their terminals.

Best of all, do paper-trading. Sit before a computer terminal with pen and paper. Select a company or two. Watch their price movement. When you feel right to enter the trade at a given price, write it on paper and start trading mentally (it's bit like playing MONOPOLY).

Keep doing it for days. One fine day when you start seeing 6 out of 10 trades go your way, rejoice. You are ready to be the next supply of fodder for the market sharks!

2. If you can't do all the above, and still want to be sacrificed at the altar of Market Gods, there is sure and short way. Throw yourself at the mercy of the market. Lose hell of a money. Go sleepless for a week or two. Curse and slap yourself for your mistakes...you will be alright in no time!

Take your pick

Regards

PS. Take with a pinch of salt what the TV experts say in the morning. Most importantly, pay your broker Rs. 1000 - right now! - to keep his mouth shut.

 

[SavantGarde]

Hi Goofy,

HANUNG for Longer Term Investment portfolio.... a definite YES

For Short Term....detecting improvement in economies...where they export and ofcourse... taking advantage of Major Gifting seasons.....

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Time to change the Broker....when you tell him to BUY 100 shares of ONGC and he asks how is it spelled....

Hanungy & Sanungy Tradung

SavantGarde

RELCAP...hmmm...understood.

Mr. SM's post about TATASTEEL. You perdict about it a few posts ago. Thanks

But, my curiousity remains: tell me: how would you have played it if you were in my place regarding HANUNG?
Let me repharase: how, in a proper series of actions, a newbee, should have done it?

 

[rrmhatre72]

Hi,

what is the difference between www.nseindia.com and www.nse-india.com

 

[SavantGarde]

Rahul.....ratri pau ser jaast jhala kai...

No difference except for the hyphen...

SavantGarde

Hi,

what is the difference between www.nseindia.com and www.nse-india.com