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I heard about the 'Stock Lending & Borrowing' (SLB) mechanism which allows to short stock for longer periods from some source so taught of clarifying.
I can lend you half a share of reliance, as we as a syndicate of investors are holding 2 shares.

I am a 25 % holder of that stake. I can lend you half a share.
Subject to sufficient security, and approval from my syndicate.
Please not, we do not deal with retail investors, only VVHNI traders.
Your minimum capital to approach us has to be 2356 rs as per our lending formula.

In even of default, we may take away your cycle, or your bath tub, thereby rendering you unable to take a bath.
In one extreme case, we took away the pillows of a defaulter.
 
i stopped cycling some years back, and i prefer a shower to a bath tub,so u can take away my pillow,if it helps u in finding some sleep:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Dont worry, thats only when you default.
I am sure, if you pass our stringent credit wort tests, you will not default, and if you do, then you may even be subjected to extreme punishment, like watching Ram Gopal Verma's movies, back to back. I am sure, even the most sticky defaulter would prefer to pay up, than be subjected to that.
 

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I can lend you half a share of reliance, as we as a syndicate of investors are holding 2 shares.

I am a 25 % holder of that stake. I can lend you half a share.
Subject to sufficient security, and approval from my syndicate.
Please not, we do not deal with retail investors, only VVHNI traders.
Your minimum capital to approach us has to be 2356 rs as per our lending formula.

In even of default, we may take away your cycle, or your bath tub, thereby rendering you unable to take a bath.
In one extreme case, we took away the pillows of a defaulter.
Your post made me Laugh :D:D:lol:

You changed my mood today. Do keep posting such posts .... :thumb:
 
sumo this aint funny its good that u act as a stress busting help line for free and also without asking thank u for that
But its a good idea to also answer specific questions ask by forum members
Sachin i would expect you to kindly
Explain karma how SLB works
As it may be helpfull to your other clients also
 
sumo this aint funny its good that u act as a stress busting help line for free and also without asking thank u for that
But its a good idea to also answer specific questions ask by forum members
Sachin i would expect you to kindly
Explain karma how SLB works
As it may be helpfull to your other clients also
Fiend, I did answer one of his queries, which was also thanked by Zerodha.
As for stress busting, duniya main rakha hi kya hai. Hans lo, kal kisne dekha hai.
 
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