Brian ducked into a confessional booth with a turkey in his hands. A moment later, the priest stepped into the adjoining booth. "Forgive me, Father," Brian confessed, "for I have sinned. I have stolen this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it." "I tried," Brian said, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?" The Priest thought for a moment and then said, "Well, if what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family." "Thank you, Father," Brian said. He then hurried off. When his day was done, the Priest left the church and returned to his house. When he walked into his kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.