Rumour Post On Halaal Street

[franktrader]

LALU:Itna sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai?
SANTAA:Goal kar ne ke liye
LALU: Sasura e ball gol hi toh hai ....aur kitna gol karoge...?

WOW !!!

Sudoku, your jokes are GREAT

keep it up

 

[sudoku1]

what is attiuide......?

3 Ants saw an elephant coming
1st Ant:-V will break his leg
2nd:-V vl kill him
3rd:-Leave him Dude,he is alone & v r 3......

this is attitude......even in mkts....v find traders & invstrs with diff attitudes.....positive, neg, frustrative & so on....only a positive attitude can break the ice while the rest keep on complaining that the mkts r down , & sebi is doing nothing , the ambani's robbed the poor......blah..blah....blah....

no one can go back & change a bad beginning,but anyone can start anything anytime & create a successful ending......thats attitude....!
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mkt trend: -v
bullish abv: 17775 close

 

[sudoku1]

exactly a month ago on march 17th......the sensex made an imp low 2 around 14500......now ...will 17th april become an imp CRR top....
SATRAA KA KHATRAA.......


SANTAA:What's Common Between: RAM,GANDHIJI,,AMBEDKAR,MAHAVEER & JESUS?
BANTAA:ALL Were BORN On Goverment Holiday....!!!!


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

U S mkts going strong on the back of strong results from GOOGLE.......but dont rely on them....see the past records.....

DRUNKEN SANTAA sadhu se ja takraya.....
Saadhu gusse me.....
Aye murkh! mai tujhe shraap deta hoon.......
SANTAA: rukiye maharaj ...mai gilaas lekar aata hoon.........

 

[sudoku1]

Nurse:-Congrats Santaa ji....aap papa ban gaye...
SANTAA:-Meri wife ko nahi batana.....main ose surprise dunga.....


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

EDEILWESS...........buzz on this counter tells that its likely 2 announce a long term title sponsership with ICL(INDIAN CRICKET LEAGUE}

SANTAA ne 1 diwar pe padha "padhne wala gadha".......
SANTAA ko bahut gussa aya.
usne mita kr likh diya "likhne wala gadha"

 

[sudoku1]

pyramid saimira.....the buzz in this counter tells that its likely 2 announce a buyout in malaysia soon........

Aaj SANTAA ne 1 Jaan Bachai......HOW ?
Bhikhari Ko Pucha.......
'1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega'?
BHIKHARI.:Khushi Se Mar Jaunga......
SANTAA ne paise naHI diye.........


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE


Imagine the pleasure of living in Pakistan, where Chief Justice seeks justice for himself and the army chief seeks security for his life........................


SANTAA indian flag lene gaya...... flag dekh kar SANTAA kuch bola jisse dukandar behosh ho gaya .....guess what?
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Isme aur colors dikhao.......

 

[sudoku1]

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.......
GOODMORNING FRIENDS....

SANTAA's girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said
"Treat me like your wife"...... SANTAA picks up her clothes & starts 2 wash them.....................


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

sensex enters 50 dma intraday

 

[sudoku1]

Amateur online trading traders always think, "How much money can I make on this trade!" ........
Professional traders always think, "How much money can I lose on this trade?" .........
The trader who controls his or her risk takes money from the trader whose head is in the clouds............


Ek din SANTAA ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur bahut
socha... Kya socha?..
Kaash !........... ye meri maa hoti to.....
TO main bhi itna sundar hota............


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[renu daga]

suduko,,pls stop now,,,

its killing now............ur jokes are much better than ur nalaysis now ,,which u are not doing.......just asingle statement 17775..

renu

 

[sudoku1]

suduko,,pls stop now,,,

its killing now............ur jokes are much better than ur nalaysis now ,,which u are not doing.......just asingle statement 17775..

renu

sorry renu , but ..m helpless in front of the analysis & 17775 is refusing 2 disappear........