Rumour Post On Halaal Street

[hitesh]

Dear sudoku1 ji,

This is indeed Rumour, Humour and Wisdom thread.

Thanks
Hitesh.

 

[sudoku1]

1 raat 1 chor SANTAA k ghar me ghus gaya aur Puchne laga ....'SONA KAHA HAI'?
SANTAA:ullu da putter....! sara ghar khali pada hai ....kahinpe bhi SOJA....!


mkt trend: -v
bullish abv: 17775 close

 

[sudoku1]

1 raat 1 chor SANTAA k ghar me ghus gaya aur Puchne laga ....'SONA KAHAN HAI'?
SANTAA:ullu da putter....! sara ghar khali pada hai ....kahinpe bhi SOJA....!


mkt trend: -v
bullish abv: 17775 close

 

[aksoni]

This is Rumour Post or Humour Post on Halaal Street.

 

[sudoku1]

do u know.....?
the latest bond film 'QUANTUM OF SOLACE' is ready for release in around nov 2008.....& shooting for the nxt bond thriller is on.......but a trajedy occured while shooting an action scene by a stuntman as a driver driving ASTERN MARTIN sports car.....the car fell into the lake GARDE river in italy.....cost of the car....1 lac 20 thousand pounds.......it was raining heavily.......
the car was one & only of its kind.....

dow cracking.....- 90

British:Y u Indians r indiffernt colors?
look v r all white!
SANTAA:horses r in difrnt colors, bt donkeys r all d same!
PROUD 2b INDIAN !!!


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[fast_rizwaan]

Thanks Sudoku,

You really make me laugh and instill confidence with your wise sayings

 

[sudoku1]

Thanks Sudoku,

You really make me laugh and instill confidence with your wise sayings

b happy & the world will also look happy.....

.......................................................................................................
THE MOD PANCTANTRA......

Once upon a time..... there was a software engineer who used 2 develop on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks ofa river..... He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market..........

1 day....while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river..... Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood........(thewoodcutter and the axe), he started praying to theRiver Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appearedonly after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river......

As usual, the Goddess wanted 2 test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.....Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!" Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give
him all 3 items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't u know that you're supposed 2 show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that ....u stupid donkey! The first 2 things I showed u were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
********
Moral :If u r not up-2-date with technology trends, it's better 2 keep ur mouth shut & let people think u r a fool than 2 open ur mouth and remove all doubt........

mkt trend -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

ORCHID CHEM...... Is likely 2 strike an alliance with RANBAXY....

v had the insides & now they r BOTH FRIENDS.......

If U lose hope, somehow U lose the vitality that keeps life moving, you lose that courage 2 b, that quality that helps U go on in spite of it all & so today .......I still have a dream

WANNA TRAVEL LONDON BY TRAIN.....???..yes u could....soon in 2008 end.....
UN sponsered trainway services r likely 2 resume from LONDON 2 DHAKA....it will take 23 days for a journey passing through ISTANBUL, TEHRAN , LAHORE, DELHI......travelling 9287 kms.......

PROF 2 SANTAA: is line ki english banao,
'usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya'.
SANTAA: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......!!!!


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE
( bulls take xtreme care.....timewise pullback may end soon.....)

 

[sudoku1]

The best v can ever hope 2 achieve as traders, is a favorable probability from trading our "perceptions of market behavior.....

Taxi Driver - petrol khatm ho gaya hai....Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.
SANTAA-KOI BAAT NAHI,reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge.......



MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

INDIAINFOLINE....buzz on this counter tells that the conctruction arm is likely 2 b merged with SITASHREEFOODS....

SANTAA:Suit accha pehna hai.....
Gal:Thnx
SANTAA:Lipstik b acchi lagai hai
GAL:Thnx
SANTAA:MakUp b accha hai
GAL:Thnx 'BHAIYA'
SANTAA:Fir bhi Sundar 'nahi' lag rahi Ho...............!!


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE