Rumour Post On Halaal Street

[2scared]

rofl
jai ho
jai
ho
sudoku ka jokes ka jai ho

sudoku guru..how do u know all these things in advance?

 

[sudoku1]

sudoku guru..how do u know all these things in advance?

2scared......m not near 2 guru.....so only sudoku is fine.....
just ears & eyes on the movements of big players , sharks & fish.....

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SANTAAoctorsaab... chasma lagakar mai padh to sakunga na ?
DOC:Haan.... bilkul!
SANTAA:fir thik hai doctor saab, varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi b koi zindagi hai !!!!!!


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

Race dekhte huye SANTAA ne BANTAA se pucha ...
OYE BATAA....inam kisko milega?
BANTAA: Sabse aage wale ko!
SANTAA: SAALE PAAJI....piche wale kyun bhag rahe hai?


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sillu_m]

Sudoku any news on Maruti Q results r bad......trading at low price.Any factor which can drive it up/down?

regards.

 

[sudoku1]

Sudoku any news on Maruti Q results r bad......trading at low price.Any factor which can drive it up/down?

rising crude,input like steel & credit crunch will b a dampener......

 

[sudoku1]

do u know.....?
the latest bond film 'QUANTUM OF SOLACE' is ready for release in around nov 2008...........but a trajedy occured while shooting an action scene by a stuntman as a driver driving ASTERN MARTIN sports car.....the car fell into the lake GARDE river in italy.....cost of the car....1 lac 20 thousand pounds.......it was raining heavily.......
the car was one & only of its kind.....

the stuntmen cum driver has been fined 400 pounds for his negligence....

breaking news:: ADANI ENTERPRISES...raids which were conducted last week on this firm for hoarding food grains...21000 tonnes were confesticated.......the AMRAVATI , SOLAPUR & AKOLA (MAHARASHTRA) corporations has fined this firm more than 5 crs penalty.......

IT LOOKS LIKE A DAY OF 'FINE'S'....

Of all speculative blunders, there R few greater than selling what shows a profit & keeping what shows a loss...........


Santaa: kal Jo Shampoo Liya Tha ...Usaka Free Gift do!!
Dukandar:Us Pe Free Gift Nahi Hai.....
SANTAAagal Samjha Hai?
Us Pe to Likha Hai dandruf free.........!


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

SANTAA attending an interview in a software company....
Interviewero u knw MS Office?
SANTA:Give me the address sir.....I wll find out where it is...


mkt trend: -v
bullish abv: 17775 close

CNX IT: last close:4166
trend:+^
BEARISH BELOW: 4025 CLOSE

We r what our thoughts have made us... so take care about what you think.... Words are secondary..... Thoughts live... they travel far....

 

[sudoku1]

Son 2 SANTAA: papa 5+5 kitne hote hai?
SANTAA:Ullu de patthe, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, tujhe kuch nahi aata,
Ja andar se CALCULATOR le aa......!


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV:17775 CLOSE

sensex 2008 closing high:20873
sensex 2008 closing low: 14809......
fib retracement 38.2%.........sensex @ this zone around 17125
2day's sensex close:................................................17126

 

[sudoku1]

SANTAA: I am not rich like BANTAA, I don't even have a luxury car like BANTAA. But I really love you!
Girlfriend: I luv you too, but ....tel me more abt BANTAA...


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

A PROFIT IS NEVER A PROFIT UNLESS U BOOK IT.....
U never count ur money when u r sitting at the table..... That profit is not realized.... so don't mentally take inventory of it until the trade is closed and u have realized that gain..... This will create emotion, and u will stay in trades for the numbers rather than the logical reasons........

SANTAA & his wife in a bank.........
suddenly....day light robbery........
intruder 2 one employe: did u see me?
employe:y....es....
intruder:THAIN......(employe dead)
2 SANTAA.....did u see me:
SANTAA: NO NO...but my wife surely saw u....


mkt trend:-V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE