Rumour Post On Halaal Street

[sudoku1]

WIFE:aaj party kyun de rahe ho?
SANTAA:kal meri scooter kho gayi.....
WIFE: TO PARTY KYON....?
SANTAA:bhagwan ka shukar hai k mein uspe nahi baitha tha varna m bhi kho jata......

MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

SANTAAye bantaa ,Can A Person's Name & Surname b Same?
BANTAA:Ya................If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara ....She Bcome's Lara_Lara!!!!


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[lalpar]

Sudoko whats ur thought on Nifty Futures before expiry....

 

[sudoku1]

Sudoko whats ur thought on Nifty Futures before expiry....

on a day 2 day basis , m unable 2 gauze , but on a med term basis....v r still not out of the woods.....bulls should take xtreme care as the timewise pullback may end soon....17775 on sensex is the spot where the woods get clear.

SANTAA:kal rat 1 ghanta english Picture ki CD dekhi.Na koi scenes dikhe.... na koi awaz suniye di....
BANTAA:Movie ka nam kya tha ?
Sardar:"NO DISK INSERTED"


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

CNX IT INDEX :2 days close: 4097......hold frontline IT STOCKS with a closing stop of 4025

 

[sudoku1]

HINDI PROF 2 SANTAA:kaal k kitne prakar hote hai?
SANTAA:7prakar........
Local kaal
STD kaal
ISD kaal
Dialed kaal.
Missed kaal.
received kaal
SASRIAKAL..............!!!!


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

SANTAA:Oye,Tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya?
BANTAA:Maine ink Lagayi hai......
SANTAA:Woh kyun?
BANTAA:Oye yaar..... yeh "BLUETOOTH" ka zamaana hai......BALLE BALLE


MKT TREND: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

INVSTRS......better stay on guard from cos announcing buyback where operaters r hand in glove with the management......recently ' BOSCH CHASSIS & POLARIS have deferred buyback plans..........
POLARIS also went a step ahead announcing landbank in acres.....POLARIS INFRA.....???

SANTAA..receives a party invitation......the invitation mentions ' PINK TIE ONLY' dress theme.......SANTAA enters party scene......shocked 2 see others in pants & shirts.....

mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

do u know????
UK's former prime minister TONY BLAIR was travelling in HEATHROW EXPRESS day before ystrday......the train has onboard ticket facility......when the TC approached blair.......imagine.....he had no money in his pocket for a 25 pound ticket...but his fellow passenger saved the grace & bought the ticket for blair.......BLAIR is counted among billioners....in 2001 , his wife ,cheri blair was caught ticketless & fined 8 pounds......

Viru-Bsanti .....in kutto k samne mt nachna !
Bsanti-Excuse me Mr. Who d hell do u think u r to ord me lyk dis U Nonsnse!
"Hey GABBER PLAY d DJ


rumours from mkt internals say that mkt may b in bear grip in last hour of trade

mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

Risk a small amount, watch the trade develop, accept a small loss if proven wrong, but if it goes in ur favor, ride the trend for a large gain. The key: manage the downside risk. Why? Because being wrong isn't a choice, but staying wrong is!

 

[sudoku1]

rumours from mkt internals say that mkt may b in bear grip in last hour of trade

INDEED...THE MKTS WERE under PRESSURE.....

SANTAA @ his girlfriend's house in front of her father....
FATHER: do u drink ?
SANTAA: first tell me whether is this an enquiry or an invitation....

Gambling itself will only end when human nature has changed completely and there are no more bets to win....


mkt trend: -v
bullish abv: 17775 close

 

[sudoku1]

SANTAA riding bicycle....hits a man.....
MAN: ghanti nahi mar sakte the ?
SANTAAangry) oye puttar.....puri cycle mar di.....ab ghanti alag se maru
kya?,/*-$#

mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

CNX IT TREND:+^
BEARISH BELOW:4025 CLOSE
LAST CLOSE: 4138