Rumour Post On Halaal Street

[sudoku1]

Q:SANTAji agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
SANTAA-Cooler k samne bait jata hun.......
Q:fir bhi garmi lage to?
SANTAA:To Cooler 'ON' karleta hun.......



B very aware of ur own emotions..... Irrational behavior is every day trader's downfall...... If ur yelling at your computer screen, imploring ur stocks 2 move in your direction, u have 2 ask yourself, "Is this rational?" Ease in. Ease out. Keep your stops. No yelling......understand????


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

INVSTRS & TRADERS.....take xtreme precaution in dealing with the fire.......ORCHID......the madness may kill u sooner than later...

on 16th april.....game of death unreveiled...the show is still on....

SANTAA Watching StarTV.......
Brek me ad aya 'Aap dekh rahe hain.... StarTV'
SANTAA:OYE ,yeh TV walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai StarTV dekh raha hun?

mkt trend:-V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

Two ways to be happy:
1. Never give the help of tears to your emotions.
AND
2. Never give the help of words to your anger......


Don't focus on the money. Focus on executing day trades well. If you are getting in and out of day trades rationally, the money will take care of itself.................
Keep winners as long as they r moving ur way. Let the stock market take you out on a trailed stop... ..............


When the best actors r chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors r chosen by the people, it's called an election.........

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
SANTAA: chasme ke saath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager?
SANTAA: vo muje dikhta hi nahi saab....


once again.....strong rumours floating in the finance ministry block says that commodities futs may b banned & STEEL may b bought under 'essential commodities act'......bulls here & in commodities......take xtreme caution.....!!!!

mkt trend:-V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

There is only 1 prescription that cures all, and that is 1 little dosage of GOD..............
U know UR right when the stock is difficult to buy............!!!!!


MAYAWATI came to lalu's house with a goat.....
LALU:Bhainswa kahe layi ho?
MAYAikhtaa nahin.....goatwa hai...!
LALU:Hum goatwa se hi puchh raha hon.................


street rumours has it that banking, real estate & construction stocks may spurt before RBI monetary policy...

mkt trend:-V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

Night is shorter than day for those who dream.......
But,day is shorter than night for those who makes their dreams come true....

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
SANTAA: (sar jhuka ke) Nahi sir.....
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho......!!!!


MKT TREND:-V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[sudoku1]

How does SANTAAdial 9444394443 ?

First he dials 94443 & then presses 'Redial'
Intelligent !!!!!!!!


mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

 

[2scared]

sudoku u are godddddddddddd
i need a dose of goddd!!!

 

[uasish]

Yeah i cant stop Laughing.

 

[aroymkp]

Good Ones !

 

[sudoku1]

COLOR="Navy"]SANTAA BANTAA in a library.....
SANTAA:Galileo studid in small lamp.....
Grahambel studied in candle.....
Shsksper studied in street light......
BANTAAye chup kar...!Main poochta hun... saale din me kya jak marte the!!!!
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mkt trend: -V
BULLISH ABV: 17775 CLOSE

SANTAA- Darling kya tum
mujse shadi karogi?
GIRL- Tameez se baat
karo!
SANTAA- Behan ji, kya aap
mujhse shaadi karengi?