Self Help & Misc. Instresting Stuff.

[DSM]

Something to think about.... and so true......

Source : Whatsapp

 

[DSM]

On a lighter note.....

Husband and wife are watching an a Cricket match together. After 5 minutes :

Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??"

Husband : "No, this is Marlon Samuels. Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife : "Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband : "No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife : "Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband : It's England V/s West Indies

Wife : "How many runs they need to win now ??"

Husband : "19 runs in 6 balls.

Wife : "Ehnn! That's easy, just 3 runs in 1 ball.

*Husband Turns off the TV*

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Wife : "Turns it on again and starts watching "Saas Bahu serial"

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Husband : "Who is she ??"

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Wife : Don't disturb me. :lol::lol::lol:

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Two Bandra aunties speaking to each other, both had the habit of ending every sentence with "man".

1st: Today I got up late man.

2nd: Why man? What happened man?

1st: I did not keep the alarm man.

2nd: I never get up late because I always sleep with my watch man.

:lol::lol::lol:


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God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule. You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 35 years."

The mule answered, "To live like this for 35 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20."

And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him, "You are dog. You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to
whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 30 years."

The dog responded, "Lord, to live 30 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years."

And it was so.

God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

The monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no than 10 years."

And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational Being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

The man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord; give me the 15 years the mule refused, the 20 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected."

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 15 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and live 20 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after the kids empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren. :lol::lol::lol:

 

[DSM]

A good read!!!

Source : Mail fw.

One of the richest and most powerful men in Brazil, Thane Chiquinho Scarpa, announced plans to bury his million-dollar Bentley in the ground, so he could drive around his afterlife in style. His announcement got prominent coverage in newspapers and on TV, and was mostly negative. Scarpa was severely criticized for the extravagant gesture and wasting of a precious commodity. Why wouldn’t he donate the car to charity? How out of touch with reality is this guy? But Scarpa went ahead with the ceremony. But, there’s a twist. (Of course there is. Why else would I be covering this story?)


So the big day came and the news media was in full attendance. But just moments before lowering the car in the ground prepared for the burial of his Bentley, he declared that he wouldn't bury his car :rofl: and then revealed his genuine motive for the drama : Just to create awareness for organ donation.


“People condemn me because I wanted to bury a million dollar Bentley. But in fact most people bury something a lot more precious and valuable than my car,” Scarpa said. “They bury hearts, livers, lungs, eyes, kidneys. This is absurd. There are so many people waiting for a transplant and you bury your healthy organs that could save so many lives!”

Something to think about....

 

[DSM]

Was searching for some old email, and came across some assorted gems collected in my mail account.


What you possess in the world will be found at the day of your death to belong to someone else. But what you are will be yours forever -- Henry Van Dyke

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Two monks were once travelling together down a muddy road. A heavy rain was falling. Coming around a bend, they met a lovely girl in a silk kimono and sash, unable to cross the intersection.

"Come on, girl," siad the first monk. Lifting her in his arms, he carried her over the mud.

The second monk did not speak again until that night when they reached a lodging temple. Then he no longer could restrain himself. "We monks don't touch any females," he said. "Our path does not allow it. Why did you do that?"

"I left the girl across the muddy road, the first monk said. "Why are you still carrying her?"

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And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom --Anais Nin

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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.

--Martin Niemoeller

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One SONG can spark a moment, One FLOWER can wake the dream
One TREE can start a forest, One BIRD can herald spring

One SMILE begins a friendship, One HANDCLASP lifts a soul
One STAR can guide a ship at sea, One WORD can frame the goal

One VOTE can change a nation, One SUNBEAM lights a room
One CANDLE wipes out darkness, One LAUGH will conquer gloom

One STEP must start each journey, One WORD must start a prayer
One HOPE will raise our spirits, One TOUCH can show you care

One VOICE can speak with wisdom, One HEART can know what is true
It takes only One LIFE - yours, that can make a difference.

--Author Unknown

 

[DSM]

How to make smart investing decision in 5 minutes? - Using Intuition, Numerology and Maths in 7 simple steps :



(Please follow the steps mentioned for accurate results)


Step 1. Close eyes and take 7 deep breaths.



Step 2. Choose from any of the numbers from the below.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9.



Step 3.Multiply the number by 3



Step 4. Now add 3 to it.



Step 4. Multiply this no by 3



Step 5.Now you will get a 2 digit number.



Step 6.Now add both the digits. This number will now tell you what to do with your money.



Step 7. Refer to the below to find your answer :


1. Property
2. Gold
3. F.D.
4. Business
5. Shares
6. Postal Certificate
7. Mutual Fund
8. N.S.C.
9. Give money to me
10. Partnership
11. Company deposit


Satisfied you got the right answer? If not, choose another number and try again.




Source : The Arcane art of schlemiel

 

[ankur07090]

How to make smart investing decision in 5 minutes? - Using Intuition, Numerology and Maths in 7 simple steps :



(Please follow the steps mentioned for accurate results)


Step 1. Close eyes and take 7 deep breaths.



Step 2. Choose from any of the numbers from the below.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9.



Step 3.Multiply the number by 3



Step 4. Now add 3 to it.



Step 4. Multiply this no by 3



Step 5.Now you will get a 2 digit number.



Step 6.Now add both the digits. This number will now tell you what to do with your money.



Step 7. Refer to the below to find your answer :


1. Property
2. Gold
3. F.D.
4. Business
5. Shares
6. Postal Certificate
7. Mutual Fund
8. N.S.C.
9. Give money to me
10. Partnership
11. Company deposit


Satisfied you got the right answer? If not, choose another number and try again.




Source : The Arcane art of schlemiel

DSM,

I had not played this game and I will make decision by myself.:lol::lol:

 

[mudraatrader]

Why 1 to 9
You can take any number (of n digits, where n is any number) and try.
In step 5 you will get a number of more than n digits
Now add all the digits.
You will get same number.
Try it

Perhaps you do not know, why you are getting same numbers in this exercise :lol: :lol:

Want to know !!!!!!!

 

[DSM]

Ankur,

No problem..... You can try whenever you need any guidance.... Trust me, it works.

DSM,

I had not played this game and I will make decision by myself.:lol::lol:

 

[DSM]

MudraaTrader,

Time and post length restricts more choice... so 1 to 9, so no point in going endlessly....

And as always, thank you for enlightening us how much intelligent you are. :lol::lol::lol:

Why 1 to 9

You can take any number (of n digits, where n is any number) and try.
In step 5 you will get a number of more than n digits
Now add all the digits.
You will get same number.
Try it

Perhaps you do not know, why you are getting same numbers in this exercise :lol: :lol:

Want to know !!!!!!!

 

[vijkris]

How to make smart investing decision in 5 minutes? - Using Intuition, Numerology and Maths in 7 simple steps :



(Please follow the steps mentioned for accurate results)


Step 1. Close eyes and take 7 deep breaths.



Step 2. Choose from any of the numbers from the below.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9.



Step 3.Multiply the number by 3



Step 4. Now add 3 to it.



Step 4. Multiply this no by 3



Step 5.Now you will get a 2 digit number.



Step 6.Now add both the digits. This number will now tell you what to do with your money.



Step 7. Refer to the below to find your answer :


1. Property
2. Gold
3. F.D.
4. Business
5. Shares
6. Postal Certificate
7. Mutual Fund
8. N.S.C.
9. Give money to me
10. Partnership
11. Company deposit


Satisfied you got the right answer? If not, choose another number and try again.




Source : The Arcane art of schlemiel

i tried 2 times got 9th option both the times.
so i gave the money to me.
i.e i named my rt hand as "me" and gave the money. :rofl: