The Plunge Protection Team (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_12631) is in full-action. Oh my gosh ... they have brought out the M65 cannon to butcher the shorts.
-300 .. wait .. -264 ... wait ... -215 .. oops ... -195 ... hey ... -235 .. ooouch .. -150 ...
Short the Dow, buy the S&P ... confuse the shorts ..
They only have to rally the highest priced stock in the Dow-30 to rally the markets.
After all a plunge must be protected. Value of crappy shares must be protected. After all it is the fundamental right of the citizens to own crappy shares ...
Oh my gosh .. oh my gosh ...