Re: List All Poorly And Best Performing Intraday Companies...
ab aap bolwer ko bol rahe ho k kaise b ball dalo and u will play defensive.:rofl:
Bantas Letter To Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button Start but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is Run in the menu. One of my friends clicked Run he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to Sit, so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any Re-Scooter is available in system? I find only Recycle, but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is Find button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this Find button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence, so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows My Computer: when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says My Pictures but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is Microsoft Office what about Microsoft Home since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided My Recent Documents. When you will provide My Past Documents?
10. You provide My Network Places. For God sake please do not provide My Secret Places. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
One personal questions.. How is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Banta
:lol::lol:
